The Voluminous Complaints
Hello, I'm Henry Baker, the guy right there, and I love goats. I'm a Writer and Producer in NYC, and I'm looking for things that are new, fun, amazing, moving, beautiful, funny, heartfelt, and gross. I'm a little gross. You can find me on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, or even Vine.

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  • meganamram:

    BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, LADIES AND MEN-LADIES: I’m giving away advance copies of my upcoming book “SCIENCE…FOR HER!” It’s like how I “gave away a free advance copy of my virginity” to my PE teacher in 7th grade!!

    So, please preorder my book from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indiebound, iBooks, or…

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  • yahoo:

    Hundreds of Yahoo’s joined CEO Marissa Mayer yesterday in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge at our Sunnyvale campus.

    marissamayr:

    Yahoo responds to the ALS Ice Bucket challenge!

    "yahoo’s" ””’

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  • photojojo:

    Weekend Project Idea: Scan your 35mm film with the iPhone and  Android compatible film scanner so you can tumbl your best shots.

    Then send us a link, we want to see!

    Grab a Smartphone Film Scanner

     

    I need a 16mm version of this with video so i can telecine some student films. 

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  • danagould:

    Two years ago, I was performing at The Punchline in San Francisco, and Robin came to the show with our mutual friend, Dan Spencer.

    This particular batch of material was the first time I had touched upon my then still-fresh divorce wounds, and big chunks of it were pretty dark. The next day, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. Whoever it was had obviously been to the show and knew my number, so I figured they would reveal themselves at some point and save me the embarrassment of asking who they were.

    The Mystery Texter asked how I was REALLY doing. “You can’t fool me. Some of those ‘jokes’ aren’t ‘jokes.” By now I knew that whoever this was had been through what I was enduring, as no one else would know to ask, “What time of day is the hardest?”

    He wanted to know how my kids were handling it, all the while assuring me that the storm, as bleak as it was, would one day pass and that I was not, as I was then convinced, a terrible father for visiting a broken home upon my children.

    I am not rewriting this story in retrospect to make it dramatic. I did not know who I was texting with. Finally, my phone blipped, and I saw, in a little green square, “Okay, pal. You got my number. Call me. I’ve been there. You’re going to be okay. - Robin.”

    That is what you call a human being.

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  • fatsmeow:

    villainry:

    hoodfuturism:

    artemiskaonai:

    MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL SAY THAT THE PROTESTERS STARTED THE VIOLENCE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT. THIS IS NOT THE CASE AS PROVEN BY THE VIDEO ABOVE.

    please watch this before its taken down

    PLEASE SHARE THIS THROUGH ALL SOCIAL MEDIA OUTLETS

    This is atrocious.

    Yeesh, pretty transparent. 

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  • fatsmeow:

    zodiacbaby:

    amandafelloffthebus:

    fdsfkjdsfkdsjkjfsdfhdshg

    I love him, and I love this message

    Be my best friend

    I can attest that Brandon is a true gentleman and sweetheart. 

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  • theclearlydope:

    Hello Good Morning: A glorious photo of Peter Dinklage filming his upcoming movie Pixels.

    (Video game experts are recruited by the military to fight 1980s-era video game characters who’ve attacked New York.)

    Sounds amazing.

    [via]

    This had better credit the Futurama short, “Raiders of the Lost Arcade” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthology_of_Interest_II

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  • Art at The Roger Smith Hotel: Jonathan Grassi from Roger Smith Hotel on Vimeo.

  • cushiontheblow:

    Here is a great video of me making some photos of people being tickled for my 'Don't' series at The Roger Smith Hotel.  August 5th is the last day to check it out!

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